Sa mata ng isang boss, may isang dosenang klase lang ng empleyado.

CLOWNS – ang official kenkoy ng office. May mga one-liner na gumigising sa lahat kapag nagkakaantukan na. Sabi ng ilang boss, eto raw yung mga KSP sa office na dahil hindi naman matalino, o kadalasang matalino na tamad lang, eh dinadaan na lang sa patawa ang pagpapapansin. Pero aaminin ko, walang opisinang walang ganito, at kung meron man, magigigng malaking sakripisyo ang pagpasok sa work araw-araw.

GEEKS - mga taong walang pakialam sa mundo. Papel, boss, at computer lang ang iniintindi. Kahit na mainit na ang ulo ng boss at bad trip, ang mga geeks ang walang takot na lumalapit sa boss at nagtatanong kung mag-iiba ang result ng entry kung isa-substitute ang value ng debit sa credit.

HOLLOW MAN – may 2 uri ng H.M. virus, ang Type A at Type B. Ang type A ay ang empleyado na madalas na invisible sa office, bakante ang upuan, madalas absent. Ang type B naman ang pumapasok sa office bagamat present eh inivisible naman ang work, at hollow ang utak.

SPICE GIRLS – barkadahan ng mga magkaka-ibigang babae mahilig gumimik, sabay-sabay pero laging late na pumapasok. Madalas na may hawak na hairbrush at songhits [ngiyeh! how jologs!-gbs]. Pag pinagawan mo ng group works, sila ang madalas na magkaka-grupo.

DA GWAPINGS – ang male counterpart ng Spice Girls, isinilang para magpa-cute. Konti lang ang members nito, 2-3 lang para mas pansin ang bawat isa. Tulad ng Spice Girls, kadalasang puro Hair Gel lang ang laman ng utak ng mga Da Gwapings.

CELEBRITIES – Politicians, Athletes, Performers. Politician ang mga palaban na empleyado na mas nag-aalala pa sa kalagayan ng kompanya at mga kapwa empleyado kesa sa performance. Athletes ang ilang ‘varsitarians‘ na kung gaano kabilis pumasok eh ganon kabagal mag-work. Performers naman ang mga empleyado na kaya lang yata pumapasok eh para makasayaw, kumanta, at makatula sa stage kapag organizational day. Sa pangkalahatan, ang mga celebs ay matindi ang PR, pero mababa ang IQ.

GUINESS – mga record holders pagdating sa persistence. Pilit pinupunan ang mga kakulangan sa katalinuhan. Sila ang mga kadalasang nagtatagumpay sa buhay. Masinop sa work. Mabilis mag-work, kahit na laging mali.

LEATHER GOODS – mga empleyadong maling uri ng determinasyon meron. Laging determinado ang mga ito sa harapang pangungupit, bulgarang pandaraya, at palagiang pagpapalapad ng papel sa boss. Talo ang mga buwaya sa pakapalan.

WEIRDOS – mga problematic employee, misunderstood daw, kadalasang tinatawag na black sheep ng office. May kanya-kanya silang katangian, konti ang kaibigan, madalas mapaaway, mababa ang evaluation, at boss’s enemy.

MGA ANAK NI RIZAL - Ang mga Endangered Species kumbaga. Straight ‘A‘ employees pero well rounded at hindi geeks. Boss’s pet pero hindi sipsip. Busy sa work pero may oras pa rin sa extra-curricular activities, at gimiks.. Hanep!

BOB ONGS – Mga medjo matino na may sayad…

COMMONERS – mga generic na member ng class. Kulang sa individuality, at katangiang umuukit sa isipan. Hindi sila agad napapansin ng boss pag absent, at sa paglipas ng panahon, sila ang mga taong nakakalimutan ng mga boss at co-employees nila.

amnesia? – 120808

I was so bored at the office that i spent whole afternoon with my officemates’ daughter. usually i spend time with her from 4-5 in the afternoon after her class. we do drawings, we play barbie and bratz online or eat junkees. But that day, she only had a half-day- class so we did a lot of drawing and internet sessions. One of the activities we had that day was the review session. We had a “question-and-answer” of the lessons they take up at school. Actually she was the one who questioned me and I was the one who answered. We took up symbols of talmpas, bulubundukin, bukid, borol and blah blah… and i did answer them. My memory wasn’t that bad about my Grade 2 lessons. We had math, and of course simple addition and subtraction review. But God! when we tackled COMPUTER, when little girl asked me WHAT ARE THE ELEMENTS OF COMPUTER? WHAT ARE THE ELEMENTS OF SOFTWARE? HARDWARE? PEOPLEWARE? DATA? i was like “pardon?”, “give me a clue”, “i duno!”… My God my Computer Fundamentals teacher gonna kill me! I’ve been using computer and i forgot its elements. Little girl was like “Ate hindi mo alam?” “Ano ka man ate uy!”  “Madali lang kaya! It was like a slap in my face. I was embarassed and ashamed and i’m guilty.Well, Im an IT graduate and suffering from memory loss.

MYMP – 08182005

let me start this with a big YEEEEpppppEEEE!!!! and a loud HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I got to watch mymp for free! Actually I wasn’t really in a party mood at that time but I and janah (my girlfriend’s sister) accidentally sneaked at the entrance and got to watch mymp while my other girlfriends spent the night at the compund coz the tickets were really sold out.

I really had a great time and enjoyed the night and my heart for mymp came back to life!

while waiting for corel to save my work

i saw the video of numanuma again and as usual, though I have watch it for many times, I still find it laughable. It’s not the song but it’s gary brolsma’s choreography. actually i want to memorize the lyrics but I have a hard time pronouncing each word coz it’s romanian.

oh, finally my work has been saved.

Got this from a referal of my cousin and now i love him more for refering this. I’m happy because i’m too lazy to download mp3’s, I get easily bored with my playlist and yahoo music is too slow.  What I like about pandora is that, when you search for an artist or a song, aside from the song from the artist it will also provide songs of the same genre. So I get to discover cool songs and cool artists of the same genre of the artist or song I specified. Gets? anyway, just try it and see for yourself.

We have a new Filipino on American Idol Season 6. He is AJ Tabaldo, 22 years old from Sta. Maria California. Check this out to know more about him. I’ve seen his performance and he is really an idol. Not to mention he is gwapo. So, let’s cross our fingers and pray for our kababayan AJ.

Proud to be pinoy!

not happy anymore. wanna give up. i want something new. i want to meet new people. i want something worth my while. i want to be happy. i want to feel i belong.

watch this video! cool concept and nice song! enjoy!

Welcome to my new haven! To start, I’ll make a promise. I’ll try my best to update my blog often this time.

Enjoy your stay!